...We responded to a call from a member of the public, reporting that they had seen a large group of mercenaries looking threatening, possibly hiding a nice package of concealed weapons, and lurking around a local mech pilot training facility. Responding officers found a group of hairy men in mankini's, and fearing them armed made several arrests. Detainee appeared to be the ringleader, as he was wearing the biggest hat. After a thorough search no weapons were found so we administered a sound beating with our thickest phone books and brought him in for questioning...
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